Griffology...where every paw counts!
Where every paw counts!
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GRIFF SPEAK
ZOOMIES - Griff high energy outburst!

CRAZY IVAN! - Griff high energy outburst!

ASSUME THE POSITION - Griff pose of lying on the back while twisting the body into unbelievable contortions!

COUNTER SURFING - Ability of Griffs to remove anything from a countertop without any peeps seeing them do it!

GRIFFAGATOR - Stealthy swimming action.

TWITCHGALLOP- Dreaming Griff!

MAD CAP or MAD CAPPING
- Faster Zoomies!

LAPATING - When a Griff decides to get on your lap regardless of where you are sitting and what you are doing

GRIFF-O-VISION - protecting the homestead like no other can.

GRIFFONIAN- a group of people tied together by the best breed ever. Can be found giggling over each others videos, cheering on accomplishments, sharing information, and staring at pictures.

THE BIG SIGH- can't anyone see I need some attention here!

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
- I dare you to try and take my toy, your sock, the kids toys, etc....

STUFFECTOMY- lovingly fixing the favorite Griff baby toy that has been gleefully shredded or unstuffed.

GRIFFAPOTTOMUS-What griffs are when they wallow in a mud or shallow pool, with only their eyes showing.

GRIFFELOQUENCE

GRIFFSLOB- drinking like an elephant and leaving the kitchen like an ice rink

TOXIC CLOUD- where the Griff passes gas and walks away.

CANIS INFLATUS-Latin for the dog that passes the Toxic Cloud.

MOUSTACHE CASCADE what happens whenever a Griff drinks

WIGGLETAXIA-when you are so happy to see anyone that comes to visit & you can barely walk because your butts wiggling too hard!

GREY FLASH-when Sid runs so fast in circles (like the zooms) and she looks like a grey flash.

Griffmobile- a vehicle full of furry love

Griffigator- a toothy smiled Griff.

GRIFFILICIOUS- that special smell that Griffs get after rolling in something fun and stinky.


GRIFFMOPOLIS- when your Griff drinks from the bowl and mops your windows (or floor, or face, or coffee table...you get the gist)

RATTLESNAKE TAIL- When your Griff is curled up in a ball and you talk to them, they don't move, but their tail shakes in short fast flashes like a rattlesnake.